Apparently there was some big wedding in the news a couple of weeks ago. I wasn’t really following along, for the same reason I’ll never watch Steel Magnolias or gush over The Bachelor: because I’ve got testosterone. It’s the very presence of this hormone that compels me to offer a few choice words to the future kind of England:
William, you chose the wrong girl.
Sure, Kate’s pretty. I have no doubt she’s a swell gal and will make a fine queen. But her biggest downside? She’s not Pippa.
Up until a few days ago, I had no idea who this “Pippa” that I kept hearing about even was. I assumed at first, it turns out erroneously, that the entire internet was suddenly interested in either:
- An ingredient used to season food,
- A Swedish girl with pigtails who is featured in a series of books and movies,
- One-half of a female rap duo best known for songs like “Push It” and “Let’s Talk About Sex.”
Turns out it was none of the above, but rather, Kate Middleton’s younger sister, Pippa. Once I figured this out, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to do a little research on Pippa. Before long, it became clear to me that Prince William had made a huge mistake.
Allow me to state my case, and offer up the following as evidence.
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Mark Petruska 
For the record, I think she is the same age as your Audrey AND Pipa wears spanx AND I am completly jealous of Pipa
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Heh. Audrey’s 11, Pippa’s 27. Twenty-seven is plenty old enough! 🙂
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Now you wish you would have watched the wedding huh?
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Damn straight. I’m on the lookout for any DVDs that might become available…early hint for a Christmas gift…
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You’re a bit slow on the uptake here, Mark. The rest of us were drooling over her arse weeks ago!
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LOL…I know. I think it was actually thanks to you that I first became aware of her. I saw that you liked “Pippa Middleton’s Arse” on Facebook and that piqued my curiosity!
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Ha! I had a feeling I was to blame for this.
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I’m with somethingsinful! But hey, I went through an entire teenager-hood without realizing how hot European soccer players are, so it all works out.
As for Miss Pippa, I didn’t think that “taut” and “nubile” go in the same sentence, but there you go! 🙂
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I love when women admit stuff like this. If I were female, I’d appreciate her ass, too!
And sure, “taut” (tight) and “nubile” (young) go together like peas and carrots. 🙂
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My lesbian self must admit, she IS incredibly attractive! But I have the most amazing woman in the world!
Kathy
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Yes…you’ve got a winner, Kathryn! Glad you approve of my Pippa, though.
(Funny how she’s suddenly “my” Pippa).
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Hahaha. Hold up. Does Pippa work at the GA Pink Pony by chance? I knew it. I absolutely knew it.
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Oh. This just in. Pippa’s bum has its own facebook fan page.
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LOL…I know. Isn’t this a beautiful country we live in? 🙂
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“Witness the dress handcrafted from 100% natural and biodegradable toilet paper, and the liquor bottle made from environmentally-friendly glass rather than plastic.”
Bwhahahaahahahahahahaha! OMG, I just spewed my morning coffee while reading that. You KILL ME, man!
And I have to say…..nice booty!
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I hope you weren’t drinking your morning coffee anywhere near your keyboard, Ron. I’m not working right now, so I’d hate to receive a bill for a replacement computer.
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Her arse is my screensaver. Well….it toggles between that and Cristiano Ronaldo (as you know is my future husband).
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Ha! I miss working with you, Caryn.
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Mark–
funny post…although, I feel bad for her–in that…now her life is on display for all the world? Because her sister chose to marry a royal? Not fair.
She is adorable. I hope she sticks to being herself.
blessings
jane
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If being herself means cavorting while topless, I hope she sticks to being herself, too!
I kid, I kid.
OK, I kid about kidding…
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I’m telling Amy Adams on you! There goes any chances for an engagement with your beloved redhead, Mark!
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Amy who?
(I’m such a fickle dude!).
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