While reading the newspaper yesterday, I came across a rather disturbing article. The Pentagon is turning to “Walmart therapy” to treat soldiers affected with PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder). PTSD is an anxiety disorder that occurs in people who experience traumatic events that involve the threat of injury or death. Like natural disasters, accidents, and war. According to the medical experts, symptoms fall into three main categories.
1. “Reliving” the event, which disturbs day-to-day activity
- Flashback episodes, where the event seems to be happening again and again
- Repeated upsetting memories of the event
- Repeated nightmares of the event
- Strong, uncomfortable reactions to situations that remind you of the event
- Emotional “numbing,” or feeling as though you don’t care about anything
- Feeling detached
- Being unable to remember important aspects of the trauma
- Having a lack of interest in normal activities
- Showing less of your moods
- Avoiding places, people, or thoughts that remind you of the event
- Feeling like you have no future
- Difficulty concentrating
- Startling easily
- Having an exaggerated response to things that startle you
- Feeling more aware (hypervigilance)
- Feeling irritable or having outbursts of anger
- Having trouble falling or staying asleep
In an effort to help veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan, the military is pursuing the most natural and logical course of action: prescribing a shopping trip to Walmart! Their reasoning is that big-box retailers are often busy and noisy, and people may be hidden behind things. In other words, the situation is similar to what these folks would encounter in a combat situation.
Personally, I’d rather take my chances against Al-Qaeda.
I am not a fan of Walmart. In fact, I flat-out refuse to shop there. Call it a one-man boycott, a crusade against a corporation whose business practices leave much to be desired. They monopolize the marketplace, lowering their prices initially in order to drive local retailers out of business; once the competition is gone, prices creep up. They buy enough of a product to become the major source of income for that supplier, and then use their clout to force the supplier to lower their prices, leading to a push for overseas labor in order to remain competitive. This has happened to companies like Heinz, Vlasic and Levi’s. They mistreat their employees, in particular discriminating against women, and have penalized those who have attempted to unionize. At least they’re making a valiant effort to go green – I’ll give them credit there. But it’s still not enough to get me in the front door.
Plus, People Of Walmart dot com. ‘Nuff said.
Which is not to say I have an issue with anybody else shopping at Walmart. My parents go there. Tara does, too. And a lot of my friends. Much like politics and religion, those are individual choices and I’m all about having the freedom to decide for yourself who to patronize. My mom has, on occasion, served me dinner, only to announce midway through the meal in a conspiratorial whisper, “Sorry, Mark. These rolls are from Walmart.” My reply is usually something along the lines of, “They’re delicious!” And then she’ll mention how cheap they were. I get that and I respect that, and I ask her to pass me another one, please. Which I spread with butter that also came from Walmart. I am not one of those self-righteous do-gooders who will pester people to join the cause or like this or dislike that. I am content in knowing that I didn’t contribute any money toward them, so the overseas yeast manufacturer earning thirty cents an hour can’t blame me for his poor working conditions, at least. I am an idealist, but also a realist. People are going to shop there because the prices are low, and in this sputtering economy, I really can’t blame them.
Plus, it would be rude to turn down a roll.
So, the idea of this PTSD Walmart therapy is pretty unnerving. If I suddenly found myself smack dab in Aisle 6, I think I’d be even jumpier than usual.
And quite possibly end up with the very first documented case of WSD – Walmart Stress Disorder.
- At War Blog: For Veterans With Post-Traumatic Stress, Pain Killers Carry Risks (atwar.blogs.nytimes.com)
- Did stress of combat tours trigger U.S. soldier’s rampage? (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
26 thoughts on “Walmart Therapy: I’d Rather Deal With Terrorists”
You changed your theme – this is very clean looking, I like it!
I am also not a fan of Walmart for many of the very same reasons you are not a fan. I have found other outlets for my buying dollars & I am slowly weaning my husband away from Walmart too. Besides who would want to run into one of the “People of Walmart?” And what’s worse, I’m afraid they might take a picture of me someday & post in on their site 🙂
LOL! That’s my big fear, too. That I’ll walk in there someday and become the next online internet sensation. Plus, all my friends would be going, “Hey – what happened to your one-man crusade?!” and I’d be branded a hypocritical traitor.
Glad you like the new theme!
Sorry I sent you some gaming requests – got you mixed up with another Mark who just started following me
No worries. Maybe they got spammed, because I didn’t even see them!
All those look at these wacky people at Wal-Mart picture posts. It is all true.
Is it, Carl? See, I wouldn’t know…because I don’t go to Walmart. I had a tough time choosing the picture, too. Let’s just say there were a plethora of ass cracks, brightly colored pajamas, and crazy tattoos to choose from.
I’m with you, brother. It’s hard to figure out what’s more wrong with America, Walmart or inadequate treatment for our servicemen and servicewomen…
Btw, I’m finally reading your book! I likey!! Now, please do something about my day so I can get to bed earlier and have more reading time. Kthxbai.
Thanks for the feedback, Alexis! I’m glad you’re enjoying it so far. Don’t worry, there are no scenes that take place in Walmart (although, now that I think about it, that would have been a fitting target for the villain).
I was having a pretty crappy day today until I read this. Thanks so much for the hearty laugh. ALWAYS enjoy reading your blog, Mark.
Glad my humor (and hatred for Walmart) could help turn your day around, Heidi!
I know that any post with the name “Walmart” in the title is bound to be a good one, and this one doesn’t disappoint.
My only question is–what part of the paper were you reading–the comics? If this is true, it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long while.
By the way, guess this lends whole new meaning to the notion of “retail therapy.”
Hilarious comments, Kathy! This story was in section A, of all places. I’m glad I found it, though – it made me realize that, much to my surprise (and chagrin), I had never written an anti-Walmart post before. Talk about long overdue!
Hah! You walk into that place on a busy day and it is every man for himself! And watch out for grandma with her cart! She will get you when she has a good mean elbow!
And grandma’s probably wearing a tight t-shirt that reveals too much belly fat and says “I just farted” on the back. That is, if the photos I found over at peopleofwalmart.com are any indication!
Oh! Wait! That’s my t-shirt! How did you know? LOL!
In my defense, and I know it was mentioned in the last post, its one of the few big box stores I can stock up at when I’m on the road. THANKFULLY, I haven’t been traveling as much and I haven’t needed to stock up. Well, at least on stuff that I can get elsewhere. Looking forward to living in a bustling metropolis that offers more than just Walmart or Kmart. 😉
So nice to see your face instead of a generic gravatar, dear! And looking forward to many trips to TARGET with you in the near future!
Mark, hilariously brilliant post!
Honestly, you’ve managed to balance humor with making an outright excellent essay!
I haven’t shopped in a Walmart since, um…let me see, the early 90’s? Because like you, I’m NOT a fan, and for all the reasons you mentioned. Being in retail myself, I see what stores like Walmart have done to drive local retailers out of business; once the competition is gone, prices creep up.
Plus, I simply don’t like the chaotic energy in that store. It’s like a three ring circus!
“WSD – Walmart Stress Disorder.”
Bravo for speaking your mind, buddy!
*two thumbs up*
P.S. please delete my previous comment because I cut and pasted the WRONG comment to your post – HA!
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for not patronizing the dreaded big-box “W”, my friend! Three-ring circus is a very apt way to describe it.
I can’t even fathom this is real. Somewhere, someone is totally making money off this scheme. What I want to know is whether the public is made aware that recently diagnosed PTSD persons are walking through the store they’re shopping in like a damn video game. What happens when somebody does jump out from behind a package of dog chow or they’re barricaded from passing by the line of teens waiting to get Twilight movies at midnight? How will they survive?! I meant the soldiers, not the teens…
I imagine the teens will battle to the death in a Team Edward v. Team Jacob battle royale, Hunger Games-style.
Glad you can see the ridiculousness in this whole scheme just as clearly as I can.
Wow – I’m with you – I can’t imagine shopping at Walmart could help someone – the rare occasions I go into one, I can’t wait to get out. I don’t even like to drive by it because there are so many people and they are basically slow, erratically-moving traffic hazards.
I did find it a good place to shop, however, when I was using donated money to buy clothing for kids in an orphanage.
Is it weird that I’d much rather shop in a thrift store? Plus, I’m sure you could really stretch a buck there!