NNWM/22: Proofing Matters

Or, how to traumatize your kids for life.

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Published by Mark Petruska

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Carl D'Agostino says:

November 23, 2016 at 3:49 AM

Special appearance ? Satan appeared every day in the form of my two kids. Soon after I got custody I pondered changing their names to Suspect#1 and Suspect#2.

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1. Mark Petruska says:
  
  November 23, 2016 at 8:44 PM
  
  But how can you tell them apart?
  
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Ron says:

November 23, 2016 at 5:18 AM

Bwhahahahhahaha! OMG, that’s freakin’ hilarious, Mark!

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Bijoux says:

November 23, 2016 at 5:31 AM

I’ve been to Dillard’s and can confirm that there is something sinister about the place! Honestly, it’s like being in a time travel to the 80’s, at least the ones around here.

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1. Mark Petruska says:
  
  November 23, 2016 at 8:42 PM
  
  Interesting. We have no Dillard’s out here so I’ll just have to take your word for it.
  
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