For the past month, I’ve been binge-watching a little show called “Curb Your Enthusiasm” (though my definition of “binge-watching” probably differs from yours; it’s more like a handful of episodes a week instead of multiple episodes per day. More of a Binge Lite, if you will.) Perhaps you’ve heard of it? It stars Larry David, theContinue reading “Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good”
Tag Archives: Humor
I’m Bleeding to Death, Pineapple Jones!
This morning we had a benefits enrollment meeting at work to discuss health insurance coverage. As the meeting was winding down, our HR lady asked if there were any questions. I had an overwhelming urge to respond, What if you have a preexisting condition that is highly contagious in enclosed quarters? Can you still getContinue reading “I’m Bleeding to Death, Pineapple Jones!”
Shit MY Dad Says
You know that Twitter-feed-turned-book-turned-website-turned-TV-show-(briefly), Shit My Dad Says? I am convinced that I could have (nay, should have) come up with the concept first. I would have been rich and famous already, because I gotta tell ya, my dad has come up with some real gems over the years. “I love your parents,” Tara says.Continue reading “Shit MY Dad Says”
The Perfect Sayonara
I wake up this morning at 6:00 sharp, the predawn darkness enveloping me in a cocoon, thick and heavy. My stomach gives a little lurch as I realize that today is The Day. 6 years, 4 months, and 22 days ago I walked through the front doors of KNA as an employee. Today, I willContinue reading “The Perfect Sayonara”
OLFR
I have a sinking feeling that I might be a fame whore. First off, there’s the whole writing thing. I’d like to have a book published so my words live on long after I’m gone. What better way to achieve immortality? It would also be cool to have either a periodic element named after meContinue reading “OLFR”
Mark Petruska 