It occurs to me that I may be losing my mind. Because really, how many people find a picture of a random stranger on the internet, print out a head shot, tape it to the copier, and name their new cubicle mate Malcolm? Before you judge me, you’ve got to understand one thing: this wasContinue reading “Malcolm in the Middle”
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I’m Bleeding to Death, Pineapple Jones!
This morning we had a benefits enrollment meeting at work to discuss health insurance coverage. As the meeting was winding down, our HR lady asked if there were any questions. I had an overwhelming urge to respond, What if you have a preexisting condition that is highly contagious in enclosed quarters? Can you still getContinue reading “I’m Bleeding to Death, Pineapple Jones!”
Mark Petruska 