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It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like (Tara’s in the Mood for) Christmas

A funny thing happened this year. My girlfriend came down with a serious case of Christmas spirit. Me? I always feel festive during the holiday season. I eat this jingle bells shit up. Way back in July, we were sitting outside on the patio, playing cribbage and enjoying an adult beverage, when I noticed thatContinue reading “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like (Tara’s in the Mood for) Christmas”

I Paid $300 for Fake Bark

I sat down to write a Christmas-themed post and happened to notice that the time is exactly 12:25. Coincidence? I’ll leave that up to you to decide. So here we are, a mere five days before the big holiday, a fact that is difficult to swallow. On the one hand, it doesn’t feel as ChristmasyContinue reading “I Paid $300 for Fake Bark”